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Thursday 20 October 2022

Review: The Outcome To The eFamily Of Channels On DStv

Earlier in the year, it was reported that eMedia Investments 4 TV channels currently seen on the Openview platform would exit the DStv platform. Now the channels remain onboard for a few months as the Competition Tribunal conduct their findings.


As it the channel's futures seem very dark on the pay-tv service as they've been hit with various limitations leading them to launch several new channels like Racing240, Hilaal TV and Qwest TV in place of others like Tellytrack, ITV Networks and MTV Hits.


But that's not what aggravated them to axe the channels but mostly the fact that these brands lacked originality and the only existed to mash the existing offering on their platform as it is eMovies and eToonz are duplicating Studio Universal and DreamWorks.



Honestly, when those channels exited for the short while sure I was pissed as there was plenty of content I followed but overtime I felt like a huge burden had been lifted of my shoulders. I mean I kind of got used to their absence and was stunned when they were reinstated.


Just as I was ready to just open up a new chapter I discovered there was more to the previous chapter in this eMedia. Trust me when I say I do take people's opinions to consideration but when it comes to these channels this comes from my point of view.


Honestly, I do feel that these channels are very much possessive or distractions but not a bad way I mean it's hard finding channels that can keep viewers glued this long despite the annual increases and reshuffle of entertainment.


If anything, the only other brand that has me latched onto the platform would be CBS Reality not because of Judge Judy or Cheaters but primarily over the fact that they're very selective I mean they have Animal Hoarding and Shocking Emergency Calls.



I know there's National Geographic Wild and Investigation Discovery but the magic is different from what you can already see on CBS Reality. eMedia's channels had the same effect with the bulk of alternatives already found on DStv.


Sure they may have been a mishap with the amount of Zee World on eExtra but that doesn't mean no one watches it. As it is neighbouring countries are up to speed with what's going on with Twist Of Fate and I Do while others have to catch up through this channel.


eExtra happens to be the most popular attraction on eMedia's stable on DStv alongside eMovies but comparing the two I do feel that this channel should fall back while the others remain exclusive to the Openview platform.



MultiChoice has plenty of movie channels at this point particularly on the ones that eMovies cater for in this case Premium all the way done to Access such as M-Net Movies 4, Movie Room, TNT and KIX and the same can be said about eToonz really.


With eExtra, it's not really about the stories but the fact eMedia views the brand as another window to their local endeavours with the likes of Die Kontrak and the former Afrikaans movie block so why leave kykNET as the only alternative at this point.


Sure there's plenty of viewers tuning into Elif and Verdeelde Liefde on eExtra alongside In Die Ysterhand Se Greep and Kind Van Die Noodlot on kykNET & Kie but those are just complimenting each other even if kykNET were to just give it a channel the feeling would be mutual.


Having both these brands would give consumers more choices compared to the Openview platform which seems to following the route of most M-Net channels that rush to duplicate an offering on another channel.


Review: e.tv On Becoming An Open Window To Kuiertyd

Since the introduction of eExtra's Kuiertyd, e.tv has lent the block part of its schedule to air reruns of various telenovelas accompanied by the 17:30 slot which serves up new content to compliment the existing offering on the channel.


Earlier in the year, Rewind was scrapped or at least that's what they want everyone to believe as they rolled out a standalone Kuiertyd channel known as ePlesier which serves an additional outlet for repeats instead of helping to reduce the flow on e.tv.


Turkish programming is popular in South Africa I get it as kykNET too is joining on the antics but why put it up on 3 channels if you know 1 has mostly new than rebroadcast on top of that it's on eVOD as well. I mean wouldn't it be better to have it on less channels.



I mean repeats can be irritating especially if a broadcaster doesn't give viewers an opportunity to reminisce about a particular show and rush for its return. I do feel that e.tv should reduce the amount of Kuiertyd slots available in an attempt to get more consumers on the Openview platform.


ePlesier can be a waste I mean it's multitasking between two timelines and it doesn't have to be if only e.tv could cutback on amount of Kuiertyd during the week instead of duplicating the format seen with Mzansi Magic's channels.



Unlike DStv, Openview consumers aren't divided as it's singular or at least until Openview+ launches later in 2023 only then can pigs fly.


As of right now, I do feel perhaps merging the 8:30 slot with the 10:30 wouldn't be a bad idea as Kuiertyd is very much successful and the reduction would be another way to get more consumers latched onto the Openview platform as opposed to waiting on the bulk of content.


But if this is format is making them income who am I to oppose the choices a broadcaster makes. Cable is becoming obsolete and this is one of the few examples. Honestly, I'm more safer watching anything eExtra can dish out these days as opposed to zombify a schedule.


Sunday 16 October 2022

Long Read: Lessons On Transition And Consistency From Turkey's George Clooney Aka Ozcan Deniz

Ozcan Deniz is born in Elmadag, which is a small province in the capital of Turkey - Ankara, has first showed up in screens and tabloids in early 90s as a teenager. Ankara is located at the heart of Anatolia and during the time the Arabesque (which is also a classical music genre) was massive in the region and had an influence in an entire generation and the country alike. The efforts from The Legendary Orhan Gencebay, The Emperor Ibrahim Tatlises and The Godfather Muslum Gurses has helped the music genre rise incredibly. There were people literally cutting their skin into pieces with razors during concerts, crying, screaming and all that good stuff. Not very much into dancing, except some funky gipsy-influenced songs of Ibrahim Tatlises.


Arabesque was a rather depressive, problematic and troublesome expression of music that described a nation which suffered 3 coupes by that time, experiencing economic difficulties, still paying the dues of a delayed catch-up of the industrial revolution's innovation. In fact, one can state that the problematic nature of Turkey in infrastructure, industrial, education and economic domains is caused by this which is still problematic to date. I mean, it is 2019 and Turkey still does not have a proper tax regulation to support tech companies or SMEs or NGOs - despite some efforts - and Turkish Lira has lost value significantly during the course of last several years. One can also state that this will provide the momentum of late catch-up culture of Turkey with The Internet Revolution (or Smart Phone revolution which I like to name it more like that but whatever) will also has consequences in the next 20 to 40 years considering the country has no proper environmental policy on top of all that previous stuff but let's leave that to a different article.


Ozcan Deniz was a youngster when he first came up, and due to the depressive nature of Arabesque music, performers and artists of the genre mostly (erm.. more like always) positioned themselves coming from 'really difficult times as a kid' and 'experienced every kind of drama in life'. It's not like I am unsymphatetic to any of the so called difficulties those individuals experienced, but obviously there were scams, flops, hypocrites and all kinds of applications you can think of when someone tries to get on to the fad train to gain fame and money. Like the start-up environment on our age today, instead people are starting companies with fancy one pagers for ICOs etc. nowadays - rather xtech then a depressive music style like arabesque or a Rap or R&B song.



Ozcan Deniz at his early days


Ozcan Deniz in his earlier days was a boy with huge afroish hair, rather 'natural' on his 'looks' despite some shiny accessories (probably gifted by their producers as arabesque come from Arabic in nature and I guess everyone knows the influence of Gold and its colour in the culture - does that come from Egypt originally?) claiming yet another pain story from his past with a powerful voice singing songs of love, agony, loneliness, solidarity, homesickness and basically any topic one can relate to arabesque.


As soon as he made to the stage, his transition started. There was stiff competition and most of the performers were positioning themselves as - sorry - losers, poor people who experienced unbearable miseries during their life and still maintained their faith in their beloved ones and The God, waiting for an update while singing. Crying on the stage while having booze and kebabs off the stage. They were the Drama Kings. Everything was bad and everything was like 'Oh God, what did I do to you, I am such a naive person and I sin not, yet you punish me with these experiences. Oh God I believe you so much and praying in you will definitely make things better in the next 50 years and worst case scenario I'll die and join you in heaven and that's when things will definitely be better. In Islam some claim that 40 hot chicks will welcome you in Heaven - Aloha! - if you be a good boy. Like Smurfs, you get to see them if you be a good boy, but in a more adult way. Funny such application from The God is never mentioned for the ladies, but I guess the Islamic POV of woman is pretty obvious, so. Nothing to worry about that, right?


I love you so much you make me dizzy, my white butterfly - Album by a rather more evolved Ozcan Deniz in later years.


A later Ozcan Deniz, on the other hand, positioned himself as a powerful guy - modern, handsome, taking good care of himself. He basically let go of the fad and became a more up to date performer who repositioned somewhere between Pop and Arabesque (Pop was big at the time also which made peak in Late 90s and Early 00s in Turkey). That was the 'breakeven point' for Ozcan Deniz. He became an early influencer, yet I doubt he even himself knew it. That doesn't mean of course it was very witty and smart of him to spot such gap in the market. Just like the start-ups, in a sense, there is a condensed market and someone comes up doing something in a way not very thought of before and succeeded with strategy. One can easily spot the transformation he performed from his early times to later 90s, with a nice suit and piercing looks and more sexy title which translates "I am losing my head for you because I am so much in love with you, my white butterfly." - Eww for me but it was significantly different positioning when compared to another arabesque-something like 'I am not even a human being because you have no interest in me, baby'.


His new strategy and line captured interest of producers, when Ozcan Deniz started showing up in series and movies. He started showing up in series and TV movies in mid 90s but his rise to the scene definitely happened in Asmali Konak, in which Ozcan Deniz was a landlord in South-East part of Turkey (close to Syria border) which had very dense cultural implications - these individuals are called 'Aga' in Turkish and basically 'own' the people (villagers, employees, etc.) in the area they live in. So basically he was that rich, educated nice guy who still had ties to his heritage and past. He was experiencing difficulties and drama but he stood so solid and cool ultimately he solved all the problems and issues. He was the new Drama Lord with a Modern look and Positive attitude.



In later years, he played in more shows. Let's take a quick look at his characters:


- Asmali Konak - Seymen Karadag: Respected landlord of Asmali Konak.

- Kader - Ali Asyali: Wealthy businessman who runs construction business internationally.

- Haziran Gecesi - Baran Aydin: Wealthy businessman who gets education in Italy.

- Istanbullu Gelin - Faruk Boran: Wealthy businessman, CEO of a multinational company (so wealthy to buy an airlines company, I mean, that wealthy).


You can spot the pattern, I guess. After his transition, Ozcan Deniz consistently positioned himself helping his cause in TV, eventually giving up the music business and becoming a phenomenal TV character. His series are mostly in top 5 of the rating list, became one of the highest earning movie stars and a publicly acclaimed individual who is widely respected - nothing to do with Arabesque only folks now. He has a reach on multiple domains.


Looking good, eh?


Ozcan Deniz became a self-made George Clooney of Turkey and deserves credit for his consistency, strategic execution and how he managed his transition so glamourously. Most of the Arabesque performers of his generation, old ones, young ones, mid level ones no longer exist in the scene or reach a minor audience nowadays, while Ozcan Deniz shows up on TV in every couple of years with a new series where he makes tons of money.


In a nutshell, what he has done to achieve this is:


1. Enter the market with a widely accepted business plan in potential.

2. Spot a gap in the market.

3. Reposition and rebrand in accordance to the gap.

4. Set a north pole of his own.

5. Strategically execute each move consistently - small like a paparazzi stand up chit chat after leaving a restaurant or big like positioning his character in an entire TV production - based on the direction of his north pole - a cultural transition.



Ozcan Deniz and his achievements can give a great depth of insight - a refined lesson - on what you or your company is today, and what it can become over time. If the gap you are looking for has a strategic potential, go for it, plan for it and execute it relentlessly - regardless of what others say. I am pretty certain when Ozcan Deniz first started rebranding his more sophisticated outlook by giving up on his gold accessories, many people criticized and did not support him. These people are long gone, retired or bankrupted while Ozcan Deniz is adding up to his bank account with ads, shows, live concerts and productions.


On the other hand, this also means that if you have followed a fad and keep the same business strategy and culture, you will also become non-existent over time.


Ozcan Deniz on the other hand has been influencing generations of Turkey since 2002.


Ozcan Deniz's success shows us what it takes to rebrand and transition your culture, and what it can take from you not to rebrand and evolve your culture and application over time can result into - loss and misery - and a few days later you find yourself with a big bottle of Raki, listening to 'that' arabesque song.


Friday 14 October 2022

How Scooby-Doo Created A Generation Of Drug Junkies? By NTMA Production

Scooby-Doo are a gang of characters that was introduced to audiences in 1969 at a time drug culture was booming. When Hanna Barbera created the brand it was already well known for creating several family shows about animals like The Huckleberry Hound Show, Yogi Bear, The Ruff And Reddy Show and Cattanooga Cats.


They also produced several superhero shows like Space Ghost and Dino Boy, The Space Kidettes and Birdman and the Galaxy Trio. Even produced riveting shows like The Jetsons and The Flintstones.


Perhaps one of Hanna Barbera's most greatest animal shows is about a gang who travel with their dog to solve mysteries. But unlike most kids shows this one inspired a generation to use drugs some of them wind up passing away.



Scooby-Doo has been onboard in one form or another for nearly 53 years with 15 series, 45 films and 46 short films including LEGO. While each of these projects have their own variation being a different cast or celebrity cameo from John Cena to Batman and Robin.


One thing these shows have in common is their whimsical view of drug use and abuse. As well as subliminal messaging peer pressuring people into taking these drugs.


Here's why Scooby-Doo leads people to do drugs?


1. Listening to peer pressure


Scooby and Shaggy haven't been fond of following the rest of the gang into abandoned places to apprehend various dangerous criminals. Listening to harassment from your friend can't do you wrong.


2. Bribery


There are special snacks your friends feed you that let you throw your sensibility out the window and live in a world where fear, pain and death doesn't exist or at least in your mind.


3. Addiction Is Not A Problem


The problem isn't addiction but people are being groomed to that lifestyle by various figures and special snacks wouldn't have that much affect on people.



Here's why Scooby-Doo leads people to do drugs?: Part 2


Those who've watched Scooby-Doo would recognise of the members Shaggy who comes across as someone who would use and here's why:


1. Paranoia


Shaggy gets terrified whenever the gang is going to shape up people and is often scared to help alongside Scoob.


2. Munchies


One of the traits about Shaggy is his habit of eating big quantities like sandwiches and is often a side effect to Marijuana.


3. Anorexia


For each quantity he eats he usually remains skinny meaning he's likely taking ecstasy or adarool. Both of which can contribute to one's weight when abused.


4. Addictive personality


Shaggy would do anything for a Scooby snack even overcome his paranoia.


5. Overcome peer pressure


It's no surprise that he would resort to this he was probably friendless till a guy like Fred came into the picture.



Other stuff


1. No job


The gang have no jobs and it is believed that they aren't being paid to solve mysteries so they sell Scooby snacks to kids in order to repair the mystery machine on top of other necessities. It's common for gangs to use this as a form of income.


2. Scooby Snacks: An Addiction


Shaggy can't stop getting his hands on them even throwing caution into the wind.


3. Talking Dog


Scooby is not Krypto or Airbud as the gang consider him a miracle dog despite his fear of danger. He wouldn't be able to talk or get least understand the English language fluently if the gang were using drugs. The only way anyone would be convinced he can talk is through a psychedelic.


To name a dog after a possible drug remains as a mystery perhaps they had another dog they too believed could talk. But how these get people into drugs is simple peer pressure.



 


MTV Hits Vs. Qwest TV: MultiChoice's Transition From Pop To Jazz

During the week, it was reported that MTV Hits will be the next channel to exit the DStv platform this comes after the close demise of Da Vinci Kids. On top of that, another channel Qwest TV is set to take its place within the following month.


MTV Hits was an international music brand operated by Paramount Global which also supplies channels like BET, MTV, Comedy Central and Nickelodeon. Qwest TV another foreigner was founded by American producer, musician and multi Grammy Award winner Quincy Jones.


MTV Hits dwells in the world of pop featuring hits from the likes of Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande and Drake. Qwest TV very much like the defunct Soul Music channel on the Openview platform is a jazz infused channel home to the likes of Herbie Hancock, Andersen Paak and Aretha Franklin.


MTV Hits seperated themselves from the rest of the pack's overrepetitive lifestyle but it too came with a lot of repetition. Just like it's predecessor, MTV Music24 all its content played in a particular order and would often restart within the day.



Basically, the channel was less productive which could have been the result to its demise.


Qwest TV seeks to undo the wrong which was set by MTV Hits as the brand on top of being a multimedia platform offers concerts, live performances, countdowns and documentaries. The only setback comes from it being a jazz channel.


MTV Hits was more of a youth based brand as the offering resonates with audiences between the ages of 13-18 or 18-34 years while Qwest TV is for a whole new audience or in this case 25-49+ years. The only thing these two have very much in common at this point is their focus on international shores.



Most people between the age range for MTV Hits are using Spotify or iTunes to stream their favourite tunes but to those who are unable to afford such luxury will now have to direct themselves to the audio section of DStv for a similar offering.


Qwest TV is gearing up for a November debut as MTV Hits gets wiped off the airwaves. MultiChoice hasn't launched Moonbug Kids as promised on the 13th of October.


Monday 10 October 2022

BBC Brit Vs. BBC UKTV: Recommendations And Major Improvements

Last month, BBC Studios and eMedia Investments unveiled a new free-to-air channel BBC UKTV which comes out of an existing brand which was later adapted to South Africa in order for more consumers to have access to the bouquet of content currently seen on DStv.


BBC UKTV is set to be a mashup of most other channels carried exclusively on DStv as it features reality shows like Top Gear and The Great British Cook Off, drama series like Doctor and Casualty and even a dedicated kids block so what's not to love about the channel.


While others may view it's seperate counterparts as repetitive but this one on the other hand comes with limitations as it means viewers would have to wait a while longer to view certain content. Of course, if there's one thing I guarantee makes it a winner is the quantity on the channel.




BBC UKTV had me thinking about the current linear offering on the DStv platform. As it is BBC Lifestyle, BBC Earth, CBeebies and BBC World News have been met with a lot of praise from families and kids alike but if there's one thing a lot of consumers would have mixed feelings for its BBC Brit.


BBC Brit has been active since 2015 following the termination of BBC Entertainment and offered several shows like The Graham Norton Show, Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, Wipeout and Top Gear. Following the termination of BBC First, it's the exclusive home to dramas such as EastEnders and Downtown Abbey.


Point being made, BBC Brit was viewed more as a waste to DStv customers before inheriting the BBC First offering and even after welcoming that content viewer's interpretation of the channel hasn't seen much improvement and I mean the reasons are very much justified.




We all know certain channels have that mascot that takes most of the spotlight with BBC Brit it has to be Wipeout and Top Gear and I know these are popular franchises but is it really the version that got anyone excited.


And on to the drama slate, BBC First was able to offer at least 6 hours of entertainment with BBC Brit it's a mere two hours with 1 show getting more of the attention but anyone whose viewing the channel isn't a fan on how the channel chooses to rollout most of their content which is where I'm involving BBC UKTV.


Honestly, I feel it's high time that BBC Studios looks into perhaps merging or making BBC Brit adapt a similar form as it is not a lot of BBC Lifestyle and Earth is available on the channel just selected content unlike the one viewers will be getting from BBC UKTV.


Thursday 6 October 2022

#BoycottMoonbugKids: The Possible Outcome To The Demise Of Da Vinci Kids On The DStv And GOtv Platform

With only a few days left on the DStv and GOtv platforms, MultiChoice has decided to axe the educational channel, Da Vinci Kids and this comes after unveiling a new preschool channel, Moonbug Kids. Thanks to our sources we were able to get an official statement.


MultiChoice constantly reviews its channel offering to ensure we continue to bring our customers the best quality local and international content that adds value to our customer's viewing experience. As such, Da Vinci (DStv channel 318 and GOtv channel 66/157/359) will no longer be available to DStv packages, effective 15 October 2022. We continue to look for fresh content that resonates with our viewers. Customers can look forward to more exciting content announcements such Moonbug Kids channel launching soon - and we've launched another kids channel, DreamWorks Channel earlier this year.




As mentioned in a previous post, Moonbug Kids will be added as a replacement to Da Vinci Kids and with MultiChoice battling transponder constraints it's led the brand to scrap a couple of channels in order to allocate more channels.


Unlike most replacements, Moonbug Kids is like when you slide BET with Travel Channel - random. As the two don't have much in common aside from the demographic with a bit of variation.


Da Vinci Kids audience range from 8-12 years with shows like Siesta Z, Operation Ouch, Horrible Histories and Wild Kratts. Accompanying the lineup is a dedicated family block filled with mostly documentaries and other factual content.



I mean after its acquisition the channel has become less of a Discovery Channel but more like a CBeebies and PBS Kids I mean there's more animation and the live-action puts it in a competitive spot with Disney Channel and Nickelodeon.


But that's the thing, not a lot of people are familiar with this version of the channel as amazing as the improvements have been we have to face the facts. Not everyone is familiar with this version as opposed to the one from few years back.


The same can be said about its replacement Moonbug Kids as its audiences is further limited from Da Vinci Kids while the channel catered to 8-12 years then 6-12 years with Moonbug Kids it's like mixing Baby TV and JimJam to form this fresh smoothie.


Moonbug Kids has managed to redeem themselves and I have no doubt about that but the audience doesn't match up to Da Vinci Kids I mean the channel carried preschool just like Boomerang it doesn't come full-time as seen here.


Moonbug Kids is home to CoComelon a show featuring music, dance and nursery rhymes again something you'll typically see on Baby TV and the only thing that's less Baby TV about the channel is Supa Strikas and beside the point it's not something you'd expect on Da Vinci Kids.



But Supa Strikas being on a brand that is dedicated to preschoolers has me wondering how such a franchise can be reduced to preschool even that of Baby TV. I mean most of the company's property is preschool just kind of curious how Supa Strikas ended up in that predicament.


And even more curious on who still has the energy for this soccer legend I mean I believe everyone needs a break every now and then but Supa Strikas has been all over the place SABC, e.tv, Cartoon Network, Disney Channel and now Moonbug Kids.


Da Vinci Kids doesn't have much alternatives aside from National Geographic and Curiosity but they aren't kid based and the channel kind of set up its offering in a way that would appease their target audience and those accompanying them and these brands cater for a much wider spectrum.



 


Rich Knight: 5 Reasons Michael Jackson's Moonwalker Was A Childhood Horror

A lot of people talk about how that boat scene in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory, or the Wheelers in Return to Oz, really messed them up as children. And most of the time, those people are joking. Yes, those scenes and characters were bizarre and didn’t really fit in a “kid’s movie.” But they didn’t really mess anybody up, either. They were just creepy. Well, I’m here to tell you that the Michael Jackson movie, Moonwalker, which came out in 1988, and pretty much consisted of a few music videos strung together, legitimately did mess me up as a child.



And it’s because it slipped into my subconscious. Growing up, there are a lot of things connected to Moonwalker that I didn’t even realize were from this film that seriously freaked me out as a child, and I didn’t even know why. You might be wondering how this happened, and I can tell you. But do I want to? Yes. Yes, I do. Because it will be therapeutic for me, and I have to start somewhere, right? Annie, am I okay?


I Used To Think I Dreamt This Movie


There are two movies that I thought I dreamt but could have sworn were real. One was a sequel to Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory that actually turned out to be a live-action version of The Little Prince, starring Gene Wilder. And the other was Moonwalker . Strangely enough, I was more convinced that the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory sequel was real since there is actually a sequel to the book called, Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator.



But Moonwalker was the movie that was too weird to be real. In my dream of the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory sequel, Willy Wonka and Charlie land in a forest with their elevator, and these little creatures pop out behind trees. That’s all that I “remembered”. But in Moonwalker, I could have sworn I remembered these clay figures chasing Michael, and him turning into a robot. Obviously, that was all just a dream…wasn’t it?


Segments In The Movie Became Actual Music Videos


And here’s why my lizard brain almost believed it was all just a dream. It’s because many of the segments in the movie actually became music videos. This is because Moonwalker isn’t really a movie, per se, as it is just a bunch of music videos that are loosely strung together. “Man in the Mirror,” “Speed Demon,” “Leave Me Alone,” and of course, “Smooth Criminal,” are all featured in this film.


And it’s weird that I didn’t believe this was a movie since I had the Michael Jackson Moonwalker video game for my Sega Master System. I played the hell out of that game, and I loved it. It was a platformer (of sorts) where you had to rescue children by opening doors. It was really fun, but something didn’t quite sit well with me when it came to a trench-coat-wearing bad guy with sunglasses. There was nothing really scary about this character. But then I saw the movie…


Joe Pesci Always Scared Me As A Child And I Didn’t Know Why


I found out that Moonwalker was a movie while watching an episode of The Angry Video Game Nerd . In the episode, which was about the Moonwalker game, the Nerd briefly mentioned that the game was based off of a movie, which made my heart leap into my throat. All those years where I just thought I imagined the movie finally came crashing home. I got goosebumps and had to see if it was real. When I found out that it was, I watched it and finally understood why I had an irrational fear of Joe Pesci growing up.



Because while most kids of a certain age found Joe Pesci to be funny as the short-tempered thief, Harry, in Home Alone, I always found him terrifying. For some reason, I thought he was either going to kill Kevin, or take him hostage and pump him full of drugs, which didn’t make any sense. Why would he give Kevin drugs? Well, it turns out that Joe Pesci plays a character named Mr. Big in Moonwalker, and he’s the main antagonist. And get this. He wants to make all the kids in America drug addicts, and even kidnaps a child. It gets worse…


I Had An Irrational Fear Of Being Kidnapped When I Was Growing Up


Parents always try to scare their children when they tell them about strangers so their kids don’t get kidnapped. So of course I had a fear of being taken. But my fear of being kidnapped was really bad. So much so that I had several nightmares about being taken to a lair where armed guards stood watch while my captor lurked in the shadows. Well, I now realize it was all because of this stupid movie that I was so afraid of being kidnapped.


In the film, there’s a segment that eventually became the video “Smooth Criminal.” I’m sure you’ve seen it—the white suit, the bending forward, the pool hall. All that good stuff. Well, in the movie, after the big music number, Mr. Big (Joe Pesci) kidnaps an orphan child and ties her up, threatening to inject her with drugs. And after I saw that, it all made sense to me why movies like Goodfellas and even My Cousin Vinny always gave me intense anxiety. But that wasn’t even the worst part…



Robot Michael Jackson Is Nightmare Fuel


No, the worst part, and the part that actually made me scream as a grown ass man, was when Michael Jackson turns into a robot. It was something of a primordial, distant memory that struck me right in my heart when I saw him transform into a robot and shoot down people dead. Dead!


And what’s really strange is that this scene is also in the video game, but my mind didn’t make the mental leap. Seeing it on the screen just cleared up so many holes for me as to why I always loved MJ growing up, but was also really, intrinsically frightened by him. So much so that I couldn’t look at his picture for too long or I would feel really unsettled. I always thought it was because of his “Thriller" video, but no. It was Moonwalker and Robot Michael Jackson. 100% Robot Michael Jackson . That scene is terrifying. And those are my 5 reasons.


Sunday 2 October 2022

Doug: Things Only Adults Noticed About The Once Popular Cartoon

Not all cartoons have to be about superheroes, space adventures, or anthropomorphic animals. Sometimes, it's enough to tell the story of one kid, his friends, and the town they're growing up in. Such is the case with Doug, the 1991 animated series about a boy who loves his dog, his banjo, and hanging out with his best friend Skeeter at the Honker Burger.


Doug is entirely original, not based on a comic book, toyline, or movie property, like so many other cartoons of the 1990s. It was one of the first Nicktoons, along with Ren & Stimpy and Rugrats, and was so extensively developed, it had a show bible that detailed the floor plans of its characters' houses. Today, Doug is remembered for its stylish animation, heartfelt storytelling, and unconventional soundtrack. Yet much of Doug goes over the heads of its youngest viewers. From the subtlest character choices to the most overt references, these are the Doug details only adults appreciate.


Dear Diary...


Douglas Yancey Funnie is a shy, self-conscious kid. When he isn't drawing, playing his banjo, or working up the courage to talk to Patti Mayonnaise, he's daydreaming. Doug's world, and the cartoon that chronicles it, is hugely interior: Doug's journal, chock-full of superhero drawings and l'esprit de 'l'escalier comebacks, is the backbone of the show.


This deeply personal approach is by design: Doug was created by Jim Jinkins as a largely autobiographical take on adolescence. Jinkins tried to sell Doug as a greeting card line and children's book before a version of the character wound up in a grapefruit commercial. Ultimately, Jinkins' creation took root at Nickelodeon, in large part because of its honest, down-to-earth storytelling.


Executive Producer Vanessa Coffey had worked on cartoon giants like Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles for other networks, and had grown tired of their violence and commercialism. Jinkins' Doug was a breath of fresh air, and Coffey had a hunch kids would respond to it. She was right: 98% of a test group of 800 kids enjoyed Doug. "It's sad," Coffey expounded, "There are shows you can give children that are smart, that will appeal to them. Kids like to think. They don't want to be given guns and sugar." In that sense, Doug's down-to-earth spirit is something kids and adults appreciate. But only the latter group truly understands how daring the series is — especially at the time of its creation.



Disney's Doug


After 52 glorious episodes, Doug's creators prepared to produce a final season, as Nickelodeon had previously ordered — only to find that Nick was no longer interested in funding it. Disney still saw promise in Doug, however, and Jinkins had more stories to tell, so the Funnie family moved to the Mouse House. Under Disney, Doug would remain profitable — even more so with a marketing machine behind it — and produce another 65 episodes, as well as a movie. 


But Disney brought some major changes to Bluffington. Doug himself aged another year, and his family welcomed a younger sister named Cleopatra Dirtbike Funnie. Roger Klotz became rich. The Honker Burger vanished. Most noticeably, Doug's voice actor, the legendary Billy West, was replaced by Tom McHugh. Jinkins wanted West to return, but Disney had pushed him too far by asking him to do additional voices for the same amount of money.


Though kids noticed the changes, they had to grow up to truly grasp the reasons behind the revamp. It is obvious to adult eyes that all of these changes made Doug a whole lot less complex, and a whole lot more commercial. Disney's Doug isn't terrible, but it gives kids a lot less to wrestle with. As Patti Mayonnaise's voice actress Constance Shulman put it, Disney "just dimmed the magic."


Relationships of every stripe


Patti Mayonnaise is the girl of Doug's dreams. But she's also one of the audience's first encounters with Doug's multifaceted approach to relationships and romance. Patti is kind, brave, and smart — and the child of a single father. Later, her father remarries, and Patti experiences life with a step-parent. Roger is the child of a single mom, the Dinks are married without children, Chalky lives with his dad and older brother — Bluffington features all sorts of families built around all sorts of relationships.


This openness and maturity extends to the show's portrayal of dating and romance. In "Doug & Patti Sittin' in a Tree," Doug attempts to distill dating into discrete steps ... only to learn, of course, that no relationship can be turned into an equation. The lesson hammered home over and over again over the course of the series is that love is personal, and never a game to be won or lost — a lesson many adults could still stand to learn.



But it's not all high-minded idealism when it comes to Doug's portrayal of adolescent feelings — there are more than a few sly jokes snuck into the series. For example, when Roger realizes his cat has had kittens, he exclaims that he doesn't know how to tell their sex. His mother, exasperated, says they are "way past due for a very important talk." Cue parental laughter and kid confusion.


The bully's-eye-view


Bullying is very much a part of Doug. Creator Jim Jinkins was working from personal experience — He actually invited his childhood bully to the premiere of Doug's 1st Movie, only to discover the kid in question had been contending with bullies of his own. No surprise then that the cartoon's depiction of bullying is complex, encompassing the pain they cause as well as the pain they are acting out of.


Roger Klotz is Doug's particular tormentor, and is remarkably fleshed out over the course of the series. Fans see Roger struggle with being held back in school, first crushes, and growing up poor. He and Doug end up something close to friends in the end, to the point that Doug is the only person Roger trusts to take care of his beloved cat. Kids appreciate seeing their struggles on screen, but only adults understand how daring Doug truly is in depicting Roger's circumstances with such honesty. Nothing he's gone through makes bullying okay, but it does make it comprehensible, and understanding that is what enables real, lasting change.


All the color, none of the race


Mosquito "Skeeter" Valentine is commonly understood to be African-American, despite the fact that he's, well, blue. Though Jim Jinkins enjoys this interpretation, he maintains that he simply thought the character looked good blue. It turns out that he was bored with normal skin tone colors in his art, and after downing several drinks one afternoon, he and co-creator David Campbell committed to the unconventional design choice.


Many involved in Doug's creation have said this was a deliberate choice, meant to dissolve the divisions between characters. Others, however, have offered a different take. Executive producer Doug Campbell had this to say: "Look, we're not black people, we're not Mexican, but we want the cartoon to speak to all groups. How do we get past the barrier of ethnicity? And [Jinkins] said, 'Let's try coloring them all different colors.'" Moreover, Nickelodeon founder Gus Hauser has admitted that the fact of Nickeolodeon's cable status was a factor — only kids from families who could afford Doug would be watching, and they took that into account.



Modern critics disagree as to whether or not Doug's literal rainbow of characters is a progressive statement or a regressive concession. This debate, however, is largely invisible to kids — until they grow up, pull up an episode, and find themselves wondering what Doug's choices mean in a world where no one is blue, but color continues to matter.


The mysterious Mr. Dink


Bud Dink is Doug's closest adult friend and next door neighbor. His name is itself a joke only adults will grasp: "Dink" riffs off "Dual Income, No Kids," a phrase first coined to describe affluent couples of the Yuppie era. Bud, who is never without some new gadget he is eager to describe as "very expensive," is DINK life incarnate.


Some grown-up viewers, however, think there is something entirely more sinister about Mr. Dink going over young heads. One fan theorist (who admittedly specializes in "dark, twisted Nicktoons theories") interprets Mr. Dink as an outright pedophile. The evidence? For one thing, Mrs. Dink doesn't ever seem to enjoy her husband's company, to the point that it's easy to see their marriage as one of convenience. Then there's the eagerness with which he befriends Doug, who thinks "Mr. Dink is nice, but ... a little crazy." Then there's the time he takes Doug's picture from the bushes, which he claims was an accident, and the time he ends up naked while leading the Bluff Scouts on a camping trip, and all the times he lends his kid neighbor expensive toys, despite the fact that they often end up broken...


This is all, of course, fan speculation — no one believes Doug's creators ever saw Mr. Dink as anything but a kind, if slightly odd, mentor figure. But it takes an adult mind to twist him in this direction, and, well, that's exactly what's happened.


Makeovers, body image, and weight loss camp


Body image is one of the great specters of adolescence, and Doug tackles it repeatedly. The episode "Doug's Chubby Buddy," sees Patti develop an eating disorder after being exposed to celebrity diet culture and weight loss supplements. The episode originally ended with Patti's voice actress Constance Shulman giving information about eating disorders, but the reruns dubbed this over with an argument between Skeeter and Roger. "Doug Tips the Scales" sees our hero deal with body anxiety himself, when he becomes obsessed with losing weight for a pool party.


It takes an adult to fully appreciate how heartfelt and honest these episodes are. Few cartoons touch on the pressure to diet with such subtlety — fewer still examine it through male and female characters. But this nuance disappeared once Disney took over Doug. Connie Benge, depicted in the Nickelodeon episodes as zaftig, becomes suddenly svelte in the Disney era. This is a disappointing choice in and of itself, made worse by the fact that she credits the change to a summer at what is implied to be a weight-loss camp. Gone was Doug's critique of the pressure to lose weight, present, suddenly, was ... well, the pressure to lose weight. This is one detail only adults grasped the full meaning of, much to their frustration.


Diary of an anxious kid


Doug is characterized by its down-to-earth portrayal of romance, self-esteem, bullying, and cliquishness. One of its more unsung virtues, however, is just how well it depicts anxiety. Doug is an eleven-year-old who simultaneously wants to be normal and stand out from the crowd — an explosive cocktail of adolescent angst adults remember all too well. The result? Boatloads of anxiety, depicted with a sensitivity that remains uncommon in cartoons.



This is very much by design. Creator Jim Jinkins has remarked before on the "dark things" Doug is rooted in, many drawn from his own childhood. Like many young people, Doug struggles with fears of inadequacy, failure, and strangeness, retreating into fantasy and self-recrimination when he is overwhelmed. There is an unvarnished truth to Doug's moments of doubt, made all the more effective by the fact that his anxieties aren't a one-time thing — they're one of the show's most enduring features. He is, like any kid, figuring out what kind of person he wants to be, a process that involves a whole lot of embarrassment, anger, and fear. Kids are drawn to this aspect of the show for sure, but only adults understand how rare such openness about anxiety truly is, even in grown-up entertainment.


What is, and almost was


Doug's legacy has proven to be lasting. The show spawned its own stage show, video game, movie, and even a series of mystery novels. Most important of all, however, is the impression it made upon its fans. Adults who loved the show as kids lovingly parody the cartoon, record acoustic covers of songs by Doug's favorite in-universe band, lament the changes wrought by Disney, and speculate about the property's future in ways only adults can. In this age of reboots and 1990s nostalgia, a grown-up reared on Nicktoons can't help but wonder — what does the future hold for Doug Funnie and his pals?


Disney currently owns the rights to Doug and seemingly has no interest in revisiting Bluffington any time soon. But creator Jim Jinkins has ideas for a second movie ready to go, aimed at the kids who grew up with his creation. This iteration of Doug would follow him to the big city, where he would live with Skeeter, pursue a career as a freelance artist, and cheer on his sister Judy's "off, off, off Broadway" performance art. Though it would assuredly deal with more mature topics than the cartoon, it wouldn't exactly be grim — Porkchop would stick around, as Jinkins is committed to ignoring "dogs and their real lifespans." Will it ever see the light of day? Who knows — but adult fans will be glad to know it's out there.


Credits: Stephen Wilds



 


Conspiracy Theory: The Loud Family's Sudden Disappearance On Nicktoons Africa

The Loud House follows a group of 11 siblings and their parents as they embark on several escapades that leads to self discovery and often moral values. It currently ranks as the second most popular show on Nickelodeon joining SpongeBob SquarePants.


Currently in its fifth season with a sixth season currently in production. The show debuted in Africa by 2013 and caused quite a stir between 2015-2017 from several African markets primarily Nigeria and Kenya which led to the exemption of the show not only in these regions but across Africa.


It wasn't long until The Loud House made its miraculous return alongside several other crammed shows which were victims to these laws such as Bubble Guppies and Legend Of Korra. Of course, this was only applicable to consumers in South Africa as there's no law prohibiting same sex relationships.



Nicktoons wasn't able to get the show until at least 2021 basically 8 years. Of course, when it did manage to launch the channel underwent several changes most of which weren't permanent and now the brand seems to be on autopilot with the series removed from the lineup.


The exemption from Nicktoons could come with two reasons first had to do with those anti-gay laws and second has to be the progression as Paramount opts to zombify the channel's offering and doesn't even bother to update its program guide.


As of this moment, The Loud House can be viewed on Nickelodeon while consumers in the Rest Of Africa aren't missing out on much that isn't the case with South African consumers as Nicktoons exchanged roles with the brand by being more accessible.



 


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